Rejected slogans for Wheat Thins brand crackers

1. Wheat Thins - So good, you'll forget all about the ghost of your unborn child!
2. Wheat Thins - Affirmative Action is an unfair government-run program that deprives qualified white citizens of good jobs, and just fucking hands them over to inferior blacks and spics. Oh, did I mention, Wheat Thins are baked, not fried?
3. Nothing cleanses the palate after your 15th beer like a delicious Wheat Thin brand cracker.
4. Please enjoy a delicious Wheat Thin topped with slices of sausage and cheese, and feel superior to those silly Jews.