To Do List:
1. Practice saying ridiculous things while keeping straight face
2. Learn how to wield large staff
3. Find new hairstyle that won't be disrupted by large conical hat
4. Be elected new pope
5. Move to Italy (or Vatican City! if you're a purist)
6. Get sweet apartment
7. Eata lotsa spaghetti!
3 comments:
why stop at moving to italy? you could be a wizard with a sweet apartment eating lotsa spaghetti.
wow, you guys are right! I guess I was aiming kinda low with the whole 'pope' thing. But, do you think if a wizard dies, there is round-the-clock news coverage? Or mile-long lines to see the wizard's corpse? Is there such a thing as spaghetti overdose?
i think there is a pasta overdose, sort of like the time i ate a whole bad of cool ranch doritos and got ill. i still dont like them now and it is 10 years later. as for the lines to view your poor dead body....you sell yourself short my friend! even if you aspired to nothing else but your current situation in your lifetime, there would be miles of people to mourn the loss of N.
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