Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Republicans review Kanye West's new album, Late Registration, on amazon.com

Kanye's new album is pretty decent, not as good as the first, but certainly worth a listen. These are actual comments found on amazon.com.

One star - by Misterjaw "The meanest shark in the Pacific, EGOTCHA!"
I am sick of these praises for this knuckleheaded dumbcuff rapper Kanye West whom is a Puff Daddy or Huff Mama facsimimile. However, this dumbo is a racist! He degraded white people left and right since last year. First off, he made fun of Gretchen Wilson for winning Best New Artist. She had a hard upbringing and vilst I don't like her music, at least she can sing and such. This fool on the other hand was raised in a middle class family and uses a gangsta look to make himself look good when it makes him look silly dilly! Then he bashed Dick Clark after his defeat and threatened to boycott all award shows! Then he cried race card when Maroon 5 won a Best New Artist Grammy. Not only that but this yo-yo took his opportunity on the Hurricane relief telethon to put down the media for depicting black as evil when in fact the ones on TV were a few bad apples. Then he claimed0 President Bush was a racist instead of using his brief media time to build up the hope and happiness of the victims in the Gulf region. That shows you dumbcuff Kanye has an agenda. That agenda is: Do what is best for Kanye and make lousy albums that don't make me work hard and have dumbcuff friends like Jay-Z and such band together to cry America is racist which is hogwash. DON'T BUY THIS ALBUM or I'll yell EEGOTCHA!!

One star - Loch Ness Monster (Cedar City, Utah)
Question of the year: Do people buy this because they like the so called "Music" or because they want to be popular? I tell you what, it's the latter of the two. This album has absolutely not musical inventiveness and is so boring to listen to. After listening to one song on this album, I just said "forget it." It's basically just Kanye talking with a bunch of drums beating in the back. WOW! What talent that must take. You know I can talk when I have my car radio on too but I'm not going to go out an make an album because I have that talent. Seriously people, you don't need to buy this to be cool. It's more cool to be original and have your own taste in music. If you happen to like something someone else likes then great, but you don't need to like something just because everyone else has it. Not only that but Kanye West took his opportunity on that hurricane relief concert to put down President Bush instead of using his brief media time to build up the hope of the victims in the Gulf region. That shows you Kanye has an agenda. That agenda is: Do what is best for Kanye and make lousy albums that don't make me work hard and get a bunch of people to advertise the hell out of it and make me a lot of money. Shame on that. DON'T BUY THIS ALBUM!

One star - C. Harlan
One word that describes this little boy....racist. Good job stirring up hate and creating stupidity. Kanye West, Michael Moore, and Bill Maher need to get a room together since they get off on Bush so much and love making your money doing it. I would rather invest my money in used toilet paper than buy this crap. Here's my Rap song that describes this hate: Do not buy. Will not buy. Would have never bought. Kanye West, Michael Moore, and Bill Maher can suck my _________.

One star - James M. Wimmer "Hurmoth" (Vinton, VA USA)
I listened for close to 2 whole songs, but couldn't finish it. The music sucks, plan and simple. I'll stick my classical music instead of this nonsense! Plus, after listening to his comments regarding President Bush, I should've known that someone who needs an education can't sing.

One star - Nada "matrixtrilogy" (USA) - See all my reviews
Come on Kanyeeee!This some nasty stuff. Typical of what's happened to black music and the black community. Killing, biyaches and hoes, pimps, smoke da crack rock, rape rob and pillage, cap ya in da grill, get AIDS then spend the resta yo time complainin bout da white man, dawg. Kanyeee, can ya hum a few bars bout respectability, education, maybe a little birth control for da black community? How bout workin?? Able bodied black man spreadin he seed throughout da projects, promiscuous black welfare momma spittin out da kids for society to suppot. Education da white man's trick; we don do dat. Unejicated Kanyeeee complain Gawje Bush done like da black peeps. But Kanyeeeee dun say dat 67% of N.O. is black - dat over 1 million black folk and about 35% of dem be welfare mommas. Suckin off da gubmint teet - lazy, immoral folk. Black community today shameful before peeps like Washington Carver, Harriet Tubman, Booker T. Washington, Frederick Douglass. Sullied dey names with disgusting behavior and trashy "music" like dis. Rap bout da above Kanyeeee or you just wanna ignore dat blacks creatin dey own problems. Bring back Diana Ross, Da Four Tops, Stevie Wonder, da great Al Green. Motown, we miss ya! Kanyeee, Snoop Stink Dawg, Ludricrop, all da same ole junk - nuttin new. Dis rap is crap, word up. Ya might wanna serve up a lil Black Eyed Peas though!!!!!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

hah haha

have you read "matrixtrology"'s other reviews? they're quite humorous. apparently only talks street when reviewing reviewing media by african-americans. also of note are the off-the-cuff racial takes about islam. to quote one oh so wise, "dis rap is crap, word up"

N. said...

Yeah, but I guess he does love the Black Eyed Peas.