The Punch in the Face game
Yesterday I saw a Ford Truck commercial featuring Toby Keith, who in the commercial actually shouted the phrase: "Bring it on!" Upon seeing it I immediately thought up a new game for you to play with all of your friends. It's called the Punch in the Face game, and very simple, yet not as easy as you think.
All you have to do is make a list of the 5 people that you'd most like to punch in the face without any consequences. They could be famous people or people you personally know.
There's only a couple additional rules.
1. You can't put George W. Bush on your list, because everyone's going to do that. It's like on wheel of fortune, for the final puzzle, they now automatically give everyone the first five letters, because everyone always picked them. So that one's a given. You are, however, free to imagine punching W in the face anyway. Go ahead.
2. None of the people on the list can be female, because hitting girls is not cool, dude. However, if you yourself are a chick, feel free. But, remember, we are talking punches here, not limp-wristed slaps.
That's it, post yr list in the comments section. The best part about the Punch in the face game is that everybody wins! Good Luck!
Here's my List:
1. Arnold Schwarzenegger
2. Toby Keith
3. Warren Sapp
4. Jimmy Fallon
5. Ryan Seacrest
11 comments:
1. Karen Hughes (She's a dude)
2. Bill O'Reilly
3. Tom Arnold
4. Dr. Phil
5. Paul Wolfowitz
1. The woman who announces Badger games on ESPN2...
2. Meryl McGovern (The Traffic Lady)
3. Colin Quinn
4. Pedro Martinez
5. Suzanne Whang (HGTV)
1. The host guy from extreme makeovers home edition
2. Ryan Seacrest....Seacrest, out!!
3. Anyone wearing a cowboy hat and boots because they feel tough, or because they are an annoying country star.
4. The owner of Northport Motors 2, in downtown New London....he is a total asshole.
5. Osama Binladen
yeah, the extreme home makeover host, with the god awful soul patch, just missed my cut. But the 'anyone who wears a cowboy hat' one is a violation of punch in the face game rules, because it represents many many people. Control that anger, punchy mcjab!
1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Anyone in the 14-20 year old male deomgraphic...you are ruining life as we know it.
3. Bob Slowik
4. The Miller High Life guy for doing Kerry attack ads...why have you forsaken me, Miller High Life guy?
5. Dick Cheney
1. Stephen A. Smith
2. Joe Theisman
3. Osama bin Laden
4. Martha Stewart
5. Keyshawn Johnson
Man, I could have added a lot more. But those are some of the folks I'd like to clobber. Thanks, Nick - that felt good. :)
corey, karen hughes may be a dude, but martha stewart is all woman. Not cool, man.
Yeah, I was going to have Liz do that one for me.
Geraldo Rivera
Laura Schlessinger
Bill O'Reilly
Dr. Phil
Rush Limbaugh
I'm coming to this way late but I can't not chime in.
1. That woman from the AOL commercial who climbs on the table and demands virus blockers
2. John Mayer
3. Whoever sings "Santa Baby"
4. Late South American author Julio Cortazar
5. Colin Quinn
1.Fred Phelps
2.Rupert Murdock
3.Bill O'Crybaby
4.My sister (Its ok Im a girl)
5.The commanding officer of my kids civil air patrol unit
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